July, 2009

Madonna’s Biceps | Photoshopped, or Exercise Til U Die?

She is frightening - is she a golem? (Photo: James Devaney/Wine Image) Is she trying to turn herself into a living golem through Kabbalistic ritual? Or are these photos altered via Photoshop? Whatever the case, the photos of Madonna’s biceps that are currently circulating are frightening. If she needs shakes to build her arms a bit, payday ...

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Pentagon to Optimize Troop Brains Like Hard Drives

Your tax dollars at work Ready to serve! (Photo: www.instructables.com) You’ve heard of those remedies that supposedly improve your memory, focus and thinking ability, right? Sometimes they’re natural substances like berries and roots, other times they’re not so natural (pharmaceutical would be the operative word). Whatever the case, these brain-boosting supplements are frequently expensive, so much so ...

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Glenn Beck Calls Obama Racist, Screams For Cookie Crisp

In the meantime, beers at the White House "I am a rodeo clown," says Beck. (Photo: blogs.e-rockford.com) In the aftermath of the Henry Louis Gates alleged racial profiling arrest by Cambridge police officer Sgt. James Crowley, President Obama called for Gates, Crowley and himself to sit down at the White House and have some beers. This came ...

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Pete Rose to Be Pardoned by Baseball Soon?

Balls to the wall when Pete hit the field They called him "Charlie Hustle" (Photo: redmarketer.wordpress.com) I am an insatiable baseball fanatic. Long after the final pitch of the World Series, months before pitchers and catchers report for Spring Training in Arizona and Florida for Cactus and Grapefruit League games, I am thinking about the game, reading ...

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Man Fired Because Wife Anabela Janke’s a Porn Star

The politics of religious hypocrisy Scott and Anabela Janke (Photo: apakistannews.com) Jobs are scarce these days as the economy remains challenged by restricted credit markets and consumers who either can’t spend more or are afraid to do so. People look to pay day loans and secured loans to get by in the short run, but they need ...

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